While graduating high school students in the country are
preparing for the rather daunting UPCAT, graduates from the country’s premiere
university are now having a lot of fun posting supposedly rejected UPCAT essay questions. Here are the Diary’s
favorites:
“Ano ang cultural explanation ng pagkembot ng reyna habang
pumapasok ito sa bulaklak?”
“Bakit pababa nang pababa ang spaghetti? Explicate using
Newtons Law of Gravitation.”
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Si Spongebob ba
sagot mo? Sya lang ba pwede tumira dun? Makipag-away.”
“Kung kasalanan maging pangit, pano ka hihingi ng tawad?”
“Bakit wala pa ring tatalo sa ALASKA? Explain briefly.”
“Why do birds suddenly appear?”
“Asan si Crispin at Basilio? Ibigay ang latitude nila.”
“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the
wind, wanting to start again?”
“Where do broken hearts go?”
“Ano ang favorite season mo ng Daisy Siete at bakit? Ibigay
ang buod."
“In essay form, solve for x.”
“If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean
the 5th one enjoys it?”
“If you were a cactus, why?”
“Bakit 3rd party ang tawag kung wala namang
celebration? Explian. At bawal umiyak.”
“If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true?
Defend your answer with feelings.”
“Tinimbang ka ngunit kulang. Computin ang kulang!”
“Kaano-ano ni Dora the Explorer si Internet Explorer?”
“Gaano kadalas ang minsan? Compute.”
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